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  • GoOwls
    '16 College Pick 'Em Runner-Up
    • Aug 2015
    • 56

    Chuck Norris....

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books....he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris was an only child..... ......eventually.
  • GoOwls
    '16 College Pick 'Em Runner-Up
    • Aug 2015
    • 56

    #2
    Are you lame SOB's freakin kidding me....did you old guys forget how much fun we had on 5A with the Chuck Norris threads....I was certain that posting what I did would get it started...guess not....maybe the lame is not the forum, but the old farts who forgot how to have a bit of fun.....sheesh!! Maybe I'll do the same over on the dead forum and see if they are deader than you are....where did all the fun go.

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    • sTp
      1st Team
      • Apr 2015
      • 361

      #3
      When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris..
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      • sTp
        1st Team
        • Apr 2015
        • 361

        #4
        Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it..
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        • sTp
          1st Team
          • Apr 2015
          • 361

          #5
          Genies ask Chuck Norris for wishes..
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          • GoOwls
            '16 College Pick 'Em Runner-Up
            • Aug 2015
            • 56

            #6
            Chuck Norris has already been to Mars....that's why there are no signs of life there.

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            • Eagle82
              All District
              • Apr 2015
              • 830

              #7
              Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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              • Steeledug
                Practice Squad
                • Jul 2015
                • 1

                #8
                They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."
                Dixon

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                • svhorns
                  All State
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 1024

                  #9
                  Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

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                  • Eagle82
                    All District
                    • Apr 2015
                    • 830

                    #10
                    Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.

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                    • TrinityTrojan299
                      Practice Squad
                      • Aug 2015
                      • 12

                      #11
                      When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not move. The Earth does.

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                      • sTp
                        1st Team
                        • Apr 2015
                        • 361

                        #12
                        Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline..
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                        • Eagle82
                          All District
                          • Apr 2015
                          • 830

                          #13
                          Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night!

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                          • sTp
                            1st Team
                            • Apr 2015
                            • 361

                            #14
                            Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom..
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                            • Eagle82
                              All District
                              • Apr 2015
                              • 830

                              #15
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