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    Chuck Norris doesn't read books....he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris was an only child..... ......eventually.

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    Are you lame SOB's freakin kidding me....did you old guys forget how much fun we had on 5A with the Chuck Norris threads....I was certain that posting what I did would get it started...guess not....maybe the lame is not the forum, but the old farts who forgot how to have a bit of fun.....sheesh!! Maybe I'll do the same over on the dead forum and see if they are deader than you are....where did all the fun go.

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    • #3
      When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris..
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        Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it..
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        • #5
          Genies ask Chuck Norris for wishes..
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          • #6
            Chuck Norris has already been to Mars....that's why there are no signs of life there.

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              Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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              • #8
                They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."

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                • #9
                  Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.

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                  • #10
                    Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.

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                    • #11
                      When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not move. The Earth does.

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                      • #12
                        Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline..
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                        • #13
                          Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night!

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                            Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom..
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